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Such a lovely way to live, night after night
If you fail to find a mate, maybe you can fight
Saturate yourself in foreign substances
And pretend you can dance.
Hey, you've got a right, you earned it
'cause you are a good American.
(So God bless you!)
HEY! Have you heard the latest non-conformist band?
SURE you have! The stations play 'em forty times a day!
Spend a fortune on some concert tickets
Just to say that you were there.
(I was right THERE, man!)
Hey, you've got a right, you earned it
'Cause you are a good American.
(So rock on!)
That garbage at the fast food joint is really foul and weak
But you spend your money there 'bout seven times a week.
So what if they tear up rainforests
Just so you can get a cheaper meal?
(Hey, that's called PRAW-gress and CAP-talizm!)
Hey, you've got a right, you earned it
'Cause you are a good American.
(Hey, they get their tax breaks like everyone else, RIGHT?)
Uh oh, looks like you got too hooked up on their sick game
You skipped work to party too many times
And they said, "See ya!"
Put your stuff in storage
And take tours of your friends' couches for a while.
(Things will get better, you'll see)
Things will straighten up
And you'll be back into the game.
But somehow when things don't get worse
Then they're all just the same.
But, you know, America's still OK, isn't it?
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Another Stupid Pop Song
02:48
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Here's another stupid pop song
With no brains or soul to it
But we know you'll learn to love it
'Cause we'll tell you it's a hit
We'll suck up to radio people
Buy them lunch and lots of drinks
Kissing butts will give us airplay
So what if the music stinks
This to us is strictly business
Marketing and royalties
Units shipped and albums sold
To CEOs we aim to please
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Universal Product Code
02:11
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Step right up, there's nothing to fear
Bring your money over here
It's cool, it's hip, it's all the rage
It will keep you in our cage
We're the ones no one can stop
We're the powers at the top
We will tell you what you need
In your brains we'll plant the seed
Modern culture dictated by children
Out of the mouths of babes so fashion goes
Media will scramble for your attention
Corporations watch their profits grow
Profit margins are our claim to fame
Selling snake oil is our game
You don't really need the crap
But you fell for our clever rap
Work all day and sleep all night
Easy to keep you in our sight
If you don't keep buying stuff
Your existence ain't worth enough
Better stick to buying pricey new things
Or what will all your friends and neighbors say
Second hand is for the lower classes
In our grips you know you're doomed to
STAY!
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You Are SO Cool!
02:13
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I'm sorry I'm not cool enough for you
I'm just not cool enough
And you are just too cool
Gee I bet that all your friends
All think that you're so cool
That's why you let them be your friends
'Cause they can never be as cool as you
And they can all admire you
'Cause you are just too cool
But I can't figure out
What you have ever really done
To make yourself so cool
You basically just show up at all
The trendy spots
And you just hang around and demonstrate
How to be cool
And talk a bunch of trash with your
Social clique du jour
About all of the people who you don't
Think are as cool
But now you're in my telescope
I'm scrutinizing you
And personally from my perspective
You're a useless fool
Without your outer camouflage
You're just so destitute
Of any everlasting value
Or a coherent thought
I really don't give a rat's ass
About what you own or bought
If you need to disparage me
Consider if you can
You're just a mental midget
And I'm a wiser man
Fascists like you show me
What is wrong with our domain
I point out idiots like you
And I've no need to explain
To anyone who needs to know
Why our society's heart and soul
Is washing down the drain
So don't you even look at me
If you know what's good for you
You'll only end up smearing yourself
Since as you know deep down inside
You're not really a socialite
You're just a prostitute
Your tricks are admiration
From those just as dumb as you
But it don't matter what I say
'Cause you are just too cool...
Your flatulations smell just like roses 'cause you're too cool!
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What A Man'll Do...
04:32
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What a man'll do for pussy...
He'll make her think that he really likes her personality
And he'll make her think he really knows her too completely
He'll make her like him and think he's such a nice guy
He'll have her completely and irreversibly convinced
That he'll take her places that she's never been
And he'll shower her with lots of ritzy things
And he'll have her convinced that he might commit
But actually he just wants to get in her pants
And stick his penis in her vagina until he ejaculates
And hope to do it a few more times until he's sick of her
Then he hopes to find another fine girl to repeat the process
But as it turns out that he is such a loser
That he can't find anyone else so he'll stick with her
And so he'll convince himself that she is the one
That he wants to spend his life with so he'll buy a ring
Because she has a fine ass body and she lets him
Stick his penis into her vagina until he ejaculates
And then real soon he convinces her that she can
Throw her birth control away and try to start a family
And then nine months later they've got a mouth to feed
And then real soon it does not look too merry anymore
She starts to gain some cellulite on her hips and thighs and butt
And as it turns out his entry level service job
Can't pay for diapers or anything the baby needs
And then he gets depressed and frustrated and makes a snap decision
And he just ups and leaves her high and dry
And she can't apply for welfare 'cause they made all those cuts
And nowadays there's absolutely no sign of Daddy
So she can't get no child support and moves in with her parents
Because somehow once upon a time he managed to convince her
That she's gonna be his wife for the rest of their lives
And that they'd be like soulmates for all eternity
And they'd become upstanding members of the community
A Ward Cleaver role model for his children
Living the American dream
So let this be a lesson for all you horny men
And you women looking at them and envisioning
Baby boots and carriages thinking you've got it planned
Well let me tell you goddamn you better have a plan
If you're not really committed to this then you are gonna learn
First hand straight in the hard way what it's like to get burned
before you take the steps to bring human life into this world
You'd better know you'd better try to see what's real
And what will pass for
What a man'll do for pussy...
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Burn to the Ground
08:16
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The market is a depressing place
Where hucksters parade their wares
And bourgeois clones fall over themselves
To buy artificial joy
I only want to go to Babylon
Just to watch it burn to the ground
In this setting of sham tranquility
Your dollar is your blood,
Your bank is your body,
And your job is your cross.
You are what you buy
Your value to them is your
Potential to be used
And worn out
If you can not produce
They will kill you slowly
By letting you slip through the cracks
And erase social programs
Giving the impression
That you died at your own hand
They will lessen opportunity
And bold faced lie
About your own uselessness
They will make it more difficult
As time goes by
For your happiness and success
They’ll increase their power
As they become more secure
And guarantee their control
Their money machine is now running smooth
And you can go to Hell
After all it is their noble duty
To protect you from yourself
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RF Media
02:09
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They want to know what you see
They want to know what you hear
They are making every effort
To keep up with what you do
Your friendly local NSA
Is very interested in you
And that just is not enough
Now they must alter your thoughts
Beam out the frequencies
And they may work or they may not
Radio frequencies
To try to dictate your thoughts
Mind control in the first degree
Thought control it's plain to see
Just some dumb experiment
What scares me is their intent
Their main motive is sincere
Their main goal is pretty clear
Mass manipulation plans
Electromagnetic iron hand
See those antenna dishes
Up on that tall building's roof
Your local government
Has no idea what they do
They just accommodate
'Cause there is fuck else to do...
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Working For The Cops
01:31
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Working for the cops
You get a shiny badge
You get to tote a gun
And your stick is big
Citizens are scared of you
And restaurants give you food
You can beat somebody's ass
Just for being rude
Working for the cops
You get benefits
You get to play with a siren
With flashy lights and shit
There are informants to hit up
And ticket quotas to fill
You can jump anyone you want
Just don't get it filmed
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Join Your Local Militia
01:58
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Join your local militia
Be a hero in your own mind
Join your local militia
Play soldier and pretend you’re at war
Join your local militia
Hate the government in a militant way
Join your local militia
Be a paranoid dumb fuck sign up today
It’s a patriotic thing
We don’t hate the government
You’d probably never understand
And we don’t really either
We just read the Constitution
Almost all the way through
And we know for sure
It says we can shoot anybody
Waco was a tragedy
We don’t really support Koresh
We just think he’s a great excuse
To foster our ideals
We got a lot of desperate hicks
Who live in hick towns in the sticks
To pay us dues and wear a patch
Which notes their unit name
Timothy McVeigh
Was a patriotic dude
Then he got caught and prosecuted
Now he’s not so cool
He’s kind of a pariah
Doesn’t garner much support
But when we have secret meetings
To St. Tim we raise a toast
The UN is plotting
A hostile takeover
They’re sending in black helicopters
From the Canadian border
And our government is selling out
To these foreign threats
We should be the ones in charge
So we can dictate all the rest
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E Pluribus Unum
08:01
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America, America
What has happened to your
Once proud and mighty dream?
You have replaced it
With greed, deep greed
And nonstop consumerism
What has happened to your dream
You have replaced it
With the common denominator
Of your denominations of your currency
America, America
What has happened to your dream
You have replaced it
With the cheapening of human life
For the profit margin
Profit at any cost
America, America
What has happened to your dream
America, America
What have you done
To your land?
You have slaughtered down
Bison
You hacked forests down
To dirt
You have destroyed
Your Native people
Imprisoned and herded them
Like livestock
America
What has happened to your dream
What has happened
True or lie
The home of the free
America
America, America
Why have you disrespected
Our fellow members
Of the planet so?
You act as if you own
The entire world
Just because you have
The most powerful bombs
America, America
What has happened to your dream
You destroy other governments
When you feel the need
America, America
Why do you despise yourself so
That you must despise others
America, America
America, America
You are supposed to be the salvation
Of the tired and poor of the world
Now you see those within your borders
Who are suffering from poverty
And only see them as a liability
Someone to sweep under the rug
Like a crazy aunt in the attic
Someone to deny responsibility
Even though the capitalist system
Which you condone
Keeps them down
And in poverty
America, America
What has happened to your dream
America, America
You claim to be the land of the free
But you imprison more human beings
Than any other nation in the world
Any free nation
Claiming to be a free nation
Such as yourself
Would figure to be a little more
Merciful
America, America
What has happened to your dream
The eagle is withering its feathers
And is dying
The eye of the pyramid
is going blind
What will you do
What will you do
America
With your future
Will you let it self-destruct
America, America
What has happened to your dream
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11. |
Patronizing Medley
06:58
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(These are well known American patriotic tunes. If you can't sing along already, Google the lyrics. -MP)
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