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Rat Race
02:18
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You’ve got your rat race, and I’ve got my own thing to do.
You don’t need me, and I’m sure I don’t need you.
You’ve got your rat race, and it shows in the lines on your face.
You’re going to die young, and in days, you’ll soon be replaced.
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Modern Romance
02:14
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You must be insane
Thinking you can start my flame
I know your type girl
I’ve seen you across the world
Modern romance
Isn’t worth the chance
Thanks for the chance, but
I want to live
I’ve met girls like you before
Treat your sex like the corner store
Hit the clubs when they want to play
When you’re through throw the dude away
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Walk Like A Virgin
02:19
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WORK.
EARN.
SEE.
LISTEN.
DRIVE.
SPEND.
BUY.
Walk like a virgin…
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Sleazebags
02:54
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If you give them an inch
They’ll take the world
And they won’t take “no” for an answer
Give ‘em your time
And they’ll give you trouble
Take you on a demolition ride
Because they’re
Sleazebags, sleazebags and they’re everywhere
Sleazebags, sleazebags and they don’t care
They came around one day
Worse than the bubonic plague
At least that would kill me real soon.
They came by, made themselves at home
Drank my beer and smoked my smokes
Then went off upon their merry way
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Business Management
02:30
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Oh, I run a sales office with about fourteen people and they all do the same
job so I treat 'em like robots.
Oh, I wear bourgeoise business suits and go on business trips
to some little island off of San Diego.
Oh, I hate to be mean, but I'll admit that I'm human,
'cause when I fire someone, Hell, it ruins my dinner.
Oh, I could get promoted but could also get fired
but at least I can fall back on the Army Reserve.
(Who knows... someday... regional manager!)
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Hypocrite
03:20
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Hypocrite, you're just a hypocrite
You say you give a damn, but you don't give a shit
You're just a hypocrite
Look at you
You don't know what you say (anymore).
One day you'll understand
And maybe change your plans
Not be a hypocrite.
Hypocrite
You're just a hypocrite
One day you'll understand
And maybe change your plans
Not be a hypocrite
Hypocrite?
Why don't you get off my ass?
Get off your ass and leave
And give me room to breathe
You fuckin' hypocrite!
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Fast Food Dictator
02:01
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So you own a “restaurant”- big deal.
You don’t care how the employees feel.
You make them work long hours, even when they’re sick.
You’re a rude, inconsiderate, selfish prick!
Fast food dictator, don’t care about a thing,
As long as the profits keep rolling on in.
When a worker gets sick, you start debates.
Your turnover’s faster than the world birth rate.
Yeah, show ‘em you’re the boss, show ‘em you’re no wimp.
You’d be much more appropriate as a pimp.
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Peter Principle
03:25
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Like an ego competition,
Always showing off.
You'll reach your incompetence,
And soon you'll fade to off.
Peter Principle
Will catch up to you.
When that day comes,
It's curtains for you.
Always climbing up the ladder,
Never end your course.
As for your dumb, endless struggle,
I feel no remorse.
Peter Principle
Will catch up to you.
When that day comes,
It's curtains for you.
Time is clicking on the clock.
Your life is its refrain.
Turns into one bad acid trip,
Like stuck in heavy rain.
I saw you the other day,
Looked like you'd been through war.
Scraping, climbing up the ladder
In the social war.
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A Classic Couple
02:20
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Just an egocentric
And a well-known prude
He’s always feeling her out
And she thinks it’s rude
But she lets him do it anyway
That’s how they get their kicks
And everybody likes them
What a pair of pricks!
His brain is mispositioned
Hers doesn’t even exist
He’s always cheating on her
And she’s never missed
Well, it’s a stupid situation
But that’s how they get their kicks
And everybody likes them
What a pair of pricks!
They’re having so much fun
They go to parties too
They keep their noses high
Above me and you
They’re just phony little losers
But that’s how they get their kicks
And everybody likes them
What a pair of pricks!
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Poetic Chaos
02:41
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I heard somebody told you
I’m not too well upstairs
I know that they’re all liars
But still, it’s just not fair
When I know that you can hear me knocking when you are at home
When you never answer when I call you on the telephone
That sucks!
I know somebody told you
To get away from me now
But I’m not the Charlie Manson type
Or some other dangerous clown
Sometimes I get so damned depressed
But only when I’m down
From you!
Why you get so angry? You don’t even see me
How you get so angry? You don’t even see me
Shouldn’t I be angry? Ha! You never see me
Shouldn’t I be angry
Instead?
I guess I’ll change my attitude
You just don’t care anymore
And so I’ll feel the same way
My senses are restored
Why should I go for a girl who doesn’t really care?
Who can take this anymore? I’m not getting anywhere
From you!
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Eat It for Jesus
01:38
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Eat it for Jesus
Swallow that cookie
Or Sister Dorothy
Beats you up
Eat it for Jesus
Swallow that host
Or you’re chastised
‘Til you throw up
Jesus is lord
To the second-graders
Persecuted in the Catholic school
So be good boys
And good girls
Swallow that cookie
Eat it for Jesus
Eat it for Jesus
Swallow that cookie
Eat it for Jesus
Choke on that host
Our Father
Who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name
But sisters in the Catholic school
Have ruined You to shame.
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Fuck
02:46
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They like to judge what I am
That I do evil work
They like to spit on my name
About seven days a week
Sit the fuck down
Shut the fuck up
What’s eating you, wrong day?
No difference to me
I like to think that what I am
Can’t compare to what I’ve proved
Sit the fuck down
Shut the fuck up
You’re so right, I understand
I don’t need it
Your opinions
Don’t mean a thing to me
Sit the fuck down
Shut the fuck up
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World Takeover
02:04
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Gather ‘round ye people, come and listen to the news, hey!
I’m gonna take over the world tomorrow, I’ve paid up all my dues.
I’m gonna take over… that ain’t no crap.
I’m gonna take over… with all the nuts on my side.
All the lunatics.
All the crazy bastards.
All my friends and relatives, they all think I’m crazy.
They’d better all watch out.
‘Cause when I take over the world tomorrow,
They’re gonna be all shot.
I’m gonna take over… that ain’t no crap.
I’m gonna take over… with all the nuts on my side.
All the lunatics.
All the crazy bastards.
‘Cause I’m a left-wing radical, and a cosmic revolutionary,
And a spiritual revolutionary,
And a Groucho Marxist,
And a John Ono Lennonist,
And I’m very nuts.
Yes, I’m very nuts, and I’ll have you all saying,
Yeah I’ll have you all swaying,
I’ll have you going “HAIL PSYCHO!”
I’ll have you wailing “HAIL PSYCHO!”
Yeah right like “HATE PSYCHO!”
Hell, I’d probably get shot before I could do anything.
Yeah I’d probably get shot just like anyone else
Who tries to take over.
That ain’t no crap…
Who tries to take over
With all the nuts on their side…
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"His songs aren't flashy, but the riffs and lyrics are awesome."
- Evan Minsker, Pitchfork
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