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You Are SO Cool!

from America Speaks For Itself by Michael Psycho

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I'm sorry I'm not cool enough for you

I'm just not cool enough

And you are just too cool

Gee I bet that all your friends

All think that you're so cool

That's why you let them be your friends

'Cause they can never be as cool as you

And they can all admire you

'Cause you are just too cool

But I can't figure out

What you have ever really done

To make yourself so cool

You basically just show up at all

The trendy spots

And you just hang around and demonstrate

How to be cool

And talk a bunch of trash with your

Social clique du jour

About all of the people who you don't

Think are as cool

But now you're in my telescope

I'm scrutinizing you

And personally from my perspective

You're a useless fool

Without your outer camouflage

You're just so destitute

Of any everlasting value

Or a coherent thought

I really don't give a rat's ass

About what you own or bought

If you need to disparage me

Consider if you can

You're just a mental midget

And I'm a wiser man

Fascists like you show me

What is wrong with our domain

I point out idiots like you

And I've no need to explain

To anyone who needs to know

Why our society's heart and soul

Is washing down the drain

So don't you even look at me

If you know what's good for you

You'll only end up smearing yourself

Since as you know deep down inside

You're not really a socialite

You're just a prostitute

Your tricks are admiration

From those just as dumb as you

But it don't matter what I say

'Cause you are just too cool...

Your flatulations smell just like roses 'cause you're too cool!

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from America Speaks For Itself, released July 1, 1997
Lyrics/Music: M. Psycho
© 1995 Black Hole Media Co. All Rights Reserved.

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