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God Jacked Off

from Stoned Crow Picnic by Michael Psycho

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God jacked off

And out came the universe

They have argued for centuries

Over how he did it. You know,

Some say he used his hand;

Others think he had a wet dream.

But I say he jacked off

And out came the universe.



God jacked off

And out came the universe.

Tell that to all your pseudo intellectual friends

At the coffeehouse.

Tell them, “God jacked off,

And out came the universe.”

Tell them all of a sudden.

Watch them choke on their espresso.



God jacked off,

And out came the universe.

Some call it heresy;

Others call it blasphemy.

My accusers are fools.

They refuse to see the truth.

And the truth of the matter is…



God jacked off and out came the universe.

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from Stoned Crow Picnic, released August 8, 2006
Lyrics/Music M. Psycho © 1994 Black Hole Media Co. All Rights Reserved.

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